Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states that engineers and scientists can never earn as much salary as business executives and salespeople. This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows:
| Work Time | = | Power |
Since: Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have:
| Work Money | = | Knowledge |
Solving for Money, we get:
| Work Knowledge | = | Money |
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the amount of work done.
Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make.
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